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Jabroni Capital

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New York, NY

Venture Capital and Private Equity Principals
11–50 people

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disappointing founders & burning LP money. if you're reading this, we probably have to kill you.

Open positions

Platform Chief of Staff – Jabroni Capital

Remote · Canada

Build strong relationships with portfolio clients by anticipating their business needs, making valuable introductions, sharing recommendations, and arranging relevant events and experiences. Manage post-sale client value, including upselling, renewals, and churn, while communicating promptly and effectively.

Executive Ghostwriter – Jabroni Capital

Remote · Canada

Create 12 weekly LinkedIn posts across four accounts, turning raw ideas from founders, VCs, and operators into polished, humorous, high-performing content. Test hooks and formats, create memes and shitposts, research unfamiliar industries, and collaborate with editors and the writing team.

X / Twitter Executive Storyteller – Jabroni Capital

Remote · Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Create and publish approximately 10 original posts per week for client X accounts, including posts and threads, while managing replies and engaging in relevant conversations. Turn raw client ideas and industry research into polished, humorous, high-performing content, test formats and hooks, create memes, and collaborate with editors and writers.

X / Twitter Growth Engineer – Jabroni Capital

Remote · Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Create and publish approximately 10 original posts per week for client X accounts, including posts and threads, while managing replies and engaging with relevant conversations. Turn raw client ideas into polished, humorous and insightful content, test formats and hooks, create memes, and collaborate with editors and the writing team.

X / Twitter Content Strategist – Jabroni Capital

Remote · Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Create 10 weekly posts for client X accounts, including standalone posts and threads, and manage replies, comments, quote tweets, and timely engagement. Turn raw client ideas and industry research into polished, humorous content, test formats and hooks, create memes, and collaborate with editors and the writing team.

X / Twitter Ghostwriter – Jabroni Capital

Remote · Canada

Create viral content, threads, and memes for client X accounts while managing engagement and replies. Collaborate with the editorial team to synthesize complex tech industry topics into high-performing, hilarious posts.

Executive Strategist – Jabroni Capital

Remote · Canada, United States

Act as a strategic operator and super-connector for high-net-worth clients, managing relationships and facilitating high-value introductions. Handle post-sale operations including upselling, renewals, and churn management to ensure client delight.